Jacquel Rassenworth on “Jacquel Rassenworth Plays the Game of Thrones”

A Game of Thrones

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Ok, now I’ve gone and done it. I’ve infiltrated the Game of Thrones books and as such, you are expecting for me to play just another randomly made-up character, you’re wrong.

In this series of stories, I play myself as I stake the Starks, lampoon the Lannisters, bombard the Baratheons, and traumatize the Targaryens. You’ll laugh as I outwit everyone’s favorite characters (not even Tyrion Lannister will be safe from me) and by the time this story’s over, I’ll be the one sitting on the Iron Throne.

Here’s my thing, you either read this fan fiction or you die.