Christmas in San Francisco (Parody of Weird Al’s “Christmas At Ground Zero”)

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Here’s a funny parody based off a funny parody. In this story, Jacquel Rassenworth is at home in San Francisco during Christmas and then some monsters attack the city.

The song is the result of a girl’s imagination running away with her.

Setting: San Francisco, California. The people are doing their holiday shopping when monsters are seen. A huge panic ensues.

[siren]

Jacquel Rassenworth:
It’s Christmas in San Francisco
There’s no music in the air
The sleigh bells are burning and the carolers are screaming
While the sirens blare

It’s Christmas in San Francisco
The alarms have gone off
The news is just telling us
That this is not a joke

Everywhere there’s monsters
It’s the end of California as we know it
So forget about the holiday shopping
It’s time to fight for your survival

It’s Christmas in San Francisco
People are panicking in the streets
So let’s gather with the family
As we dodge another attack

[siren]

There’s no reindeer landing on the rooftop
Jack Frost isn’t going near the windowsill
If you see a monster looking like Santa coming down the chimney
You better grab your gun and shoot to kill

Oh, it’s Christmas in San Francisco
And if we somehow manage to survive this
We can dance on what’s left of the Golden Gate Bridge
When it’s New Year’s Day

It’s Christmas in San Francisco
We only got five seconds left
So grab someone and hold them tight
I don’t know how longer we have left until we’re goners

It’s Christmas in San Francisco
Now there’s a tsunami alarm going off…

Oh what a joke! We’re gonna get soaked
at Christmas in San Francisco
Oh, what a joke! We’re gonna get soaked
at Christmas in San Francisco!

[siren]

NOTE: This song is a parody of Weird Al‘s “Christmas at Ground Zero“, and I do not claim to own that song at all. But I claim my own parody of the song and if you try to take it, I’ll make sure that you are never allowed to go near a computer again.

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