Jacquel Rassenworth on “Jurassic Park”

Jurassic Park (film)

Jurassic Park (film) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

What the curse? Today, I found out that they’re re-releasing Jurassic Park in theaters. Like is this even necessary? Like hello? Do you think that I’m even remotely interested in this movie? I tell you what, NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!! It’s either Oz or nothing this weekend. You’re welcome.