Jacquel Rassenworth on “The Green Hill Manor Mystery”

The Green Hill Mystery Manor Season 2 book cover

The Green Hill Mystery Manor Season 2 book cover (Photo credit: claireviolet82)

Well, I have been given the pleasure of reviewing my alter ego Claire Violet Thorpe’s newest book, which is called “The Green Hill Manor Mystery”. And that story is based off some other story that she had written, which is known as “The Teen Rebels“.

Well, to be honest, I’m going to be as brutal as I can be, and then I’m going to force you to buy her book, because that’s how I roll.

First off, there’s very little mention of ME in this story. This really ticks me off to the extreme. I’m Jacquel Rassenworth, the internet meme queen, not some useless non-entity! Plus, Claire had the nerve to make me as some fictional character in the story! Not cool, Claire! Not cool!

Also, they are talking about my now-canceled story “Jacquel Rassenworth Reborn” like it’s a fake story. I totally wish that Claire could have invented a new character and story line for the book, as putting me in the story and me not being in the story is a stupid idea.

Plus, haven’t those kids ever heard of CALLING THE POLICE??? Geez, what is this, Pretty Little Liars, Part II??? And calling the kids the Teen Rebels is just a rip-off of the original story. I mean, do we see the kids actually rebelling against authority? NO! The original Teen Tebels rejected the lifestyle of the typical American teenager because (to them) that lifestyle was stupid. But what we have here is crap! We’ve got bullying/child abuse, teen pregnancy, peer pressure/intimidation and some kid pulling a Gossip Girl on us. How long is this going to last?

Therefore, I implore you all to go to Amazon, Kobo books, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, and Apple Books and buy the first book in the series, aptly titled “The Summer of Our Discontent“. Do it today…I mean, right now! It’s only  5.99, so hurry up and buy the book; season 2 is coming.

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Once again, go buy the book. That is all.