Jacquel Rassenworth on Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (film)

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (film) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I don’t do children’s movies often, as you know that I am 17 years old and a high school senior. Plus, Jamie is still acting like an immature brat despite the fact that he has three kids. I hate him…

Anyway, the movie in question is called Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2, and let me tell you one thing: that movie is filled with bad food puns! I never saw the first movie, but now I wish I had (just as I have seen many sequels to movies that I never watched). I can’t believe the bad puns they got away with in a children’s movie. and you thought that food was just something to be eaten.

I’ll be right back when I’m finished laughing over the bad food puns.

Jacquel Rassenworth on Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Variant cover art for New Avengers #1 (Feb. 20...

Variant cover art for New Avengers #1 (Feb. 2005), by Joe Quesada and Richard Isanove. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Ok, so last year, we had The Avengers movie. That blew moviewatching out of the water.

And now, we have this show called Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

First off, I don’t do too much TV watching, unless it’s something that I really like. Then again, I’m not too big on teen-related shows like Pretty Little Liars and The Vampire Diaries. Plus, I know to stay away from Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel.

But why is it that I want to watch this show? It can’t be just because Scott kept dragging me (and Shar and Maddy) to see the Avengers every chance that he got. Plus, Coulson can’t really be dead, right?

Well, I’ll be back…after I actually sit down and watch TV (which we all know isn’t gonna happen)

Jacquel Rassenworth on Fall

English: Fall in New England.

English: Fall in New England. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

For once, I’m kind of perking up, because it’s fall today.

It’s that simple; the weather turns colder, no one is going outside wearing crappy clothes, and even most attitudes are going south. Fall is here.

So, it’s going to be wet and rainy in Forks once again; that’s how I like it and I’ll never get tired of it. Time for me to break out the Twilight movies.

Now you know.

In the Endzone

Kansas State University Marching Band marching...

Kansas State University Marching Band marching on the football field at Bill Snyder Family Stadium in Manhattan, Kansas. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Well, isn’t this nice?

I asked for some fanfiction about me and guess who came through?

Anyway, here you go, everyone! Enjoy!

I, Jacquel Katherine Nicole Rassenworth, am going to tell you a story about what happened at the football game last Friday.

I was one of the “band geeks“, mainly due to the fact that I was recruited to be in the marching band. I assumed that no one would respect us, but it turned out to be the opposite. People respected us enough, but not as much as the football team.

The football team, long misjudged as bullies and jerks, were actually very friendly. Except for the one named Marvin Bates. No one really likes him, and many believed that he needs a visit from the Volturi and their wives and their guards. But we’ll deal with him later.

In have other things to deal with.

There is this guy called David Putnam, who was the waterboy for the football team. (The other waterboy was my idiotic cousin Jamie, but that’s a different story) I could barely talk to the kid without blushing. Who was he and why does he make me feel like this? After all, I had gone through a whole bunch of crap with Sereno Brownstone and I thought that I would swear off boys until I was 18 years old.

But not everyone as excited about David as I was.

For example, I asked around the school and most of the kids I asked said to me, “Don’t even think about trying to be his friend; he’s gay and he hates girls. Plus, he already has a boyfriend, so why don’t you find a normal guy and leave David alone?”

What do they know about David? He’s not gay, and I seriously doubt that he hates girls. I think that it’s the work of Marvin Bates; that guy is like what Sereno was to me. He really needs to go.

I mean it. I am tired of seeing that guy mistreating poor David while demanding his eternal loyalty and friendship. No one, be it student or teacher, was able to reach out to help David or stop Marvin. I knew that the boy was going to die unless he was removed from Marvin’s grasp.

Just then, I remembered what Tanya Shinnok, Shara Shinnok, Maddy Haroldson, and Scott McAllister did to save me from Sereno. The results of these their rescue sent Sereno straight to jail, yet his idiotic twin sister Tammy got me sent to Forks, no thanks to a fake Facebook post.

I knew what I had to do.

My friend Sarah Janssen and I plotted to save David from Marvin and expose Marvin for the bully that he really was.

That was what led to the football game last week against some town in another county. The entire high school marching band was standing at the Endzone, ready to take on Marvin and his gang of bullies. There were actually three other guys standing next to Marvin. This was going to be difficult.

Of course, there are rules for being in the marching band; the first rule is that you DON’T EVER MESS WITH THE PERCUSSION SECTION!!!

Unfortunately for two of Marvin’s gang, they found out the hard way why you don’t mess with the percussion section; me and 15 other students quickly subdued the offending boys and tied them to the bench. They would later face suspension for their part in David’s bullying.

That left Marvin and another boy. The other boy met his Waterloo when the brass section outplayed him. He too would face suspension. He sputtered protests as a teacher led him away from the band.

Now it was us dealing with Marvin; he taunted the woodwind section, which is a very dumb thing to do. You know that if you taunt the band geeks, they will tear you apart. And that’s exactly what they did.

Marvin was tackled by a clarinet player, and the others followed suit. I noticed that David was standing alone, not doing or saying anything as his tormentors were being taken down by the school marching band. He said not a word, but I knew that he was grateful for me for saving him.

But Marvin wasn’t on the football team for nothing, and he snatched the football from a teammate and ran down the field, intending to hit David with it. David knew what was good for him and took off running. We all cheered as David was finally standing up to his tormentor. But for all the fighting, I noticed that we had made a strategical error.

Marvin had scored a touchdown…for the other team.

With that, our school team was very upset. David hid in the bathroom while the school’s security team apprehended Marvin. He would later face expulsion for his behavior. But David was not happy, and I went to find out why.

He said, “I appreciate what you and your friends did for me, but you don’t have to fight my battles. I could have handled them by myself.”

“Are you crazy?” I snapped. “I had the same thing happen to me. Some guy was torturing me and my friends saved me from him. I think that you need help, as you are unhappy with yourself. There are people out there who care about you, and if you just reach out, then you can get the help that you need.”

David nodded as we stood at the Endzone and watched as our team celebrated its victory. The band geeks also celebrated their victory as well; David wasn’t the only one who Marvin had tortured during his years in the educational system. I knew that there were going to be some changes around the school, and the first thing that I will do is to abolish the rumors about David.

But that’s for another story, this one is done.

(I hope that you’ve enjoyed this short and I look forward to sharing more stories with you.)

Jacquel Rassenworth on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) - not really him, o...

Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) – not really him, of course, but his Madame Tussaud’s waxwork. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The pirate speaks,”Ahoy!, everyone! If you’re readin’ this post and you’re confused, then never fear, it’s talk like a priate day! Which means that I’m talkin’ t’ you like this. Cool, huh? Anyway, me favorite pirate be Captain Jack Sparrow. Why? Well, I think that he’s pretty cool, even if he’s crazy. Plus, he’s played by Johnny Depp, who be me favorite actor. Now you know.

Now I’m out. Come aft tomorrow and I’ll talk about me role in t’ story “T’ Green Hill Manor mestery”.”

In case you forgot, it’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day and it’s a day to talk like a pirate. That’s why this blog post is just like pirate talk. Hope I entertained you.

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Jacquel Rassenworth on Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Well, today is Friday the 13th, and as such, you had better be careful.

So here’s the warning that I’m giving to you all regarding today:

  1. Watch out for Slenderman
  2. Stay away from broken mirrors and cracks in the sidewalk. (you do know that health insurance is very expensive these days and you can’t really get good health coverage. Plus, your mother will probably disown you if you break her back and possibly designate new heirs in your place)
  3. Black cats don’t cause bad luck. Dumb decisions do.

Anyway, enjoy yourselves and don’t forget to access my Facebook page.

Jacquel Rassenworth on September 11, 2013

September 11th news

September 11th news (Photo credit: Ann Althouse)

When I was 5 years old, something happened that nearly shattered my faith in humanity (not that my mother’s death or the fact that she was illegally adopted didn’t already happen).

This happened before I had a clue of what stupidity looked like.

The September 11attacks, which occurred on this day 12 years ago.

I don’t know if you remember what happened on that day, but I thought they were showing some ultimate live action movie. But when I noticed my kindergarten teacher sobbing, then I knew that it was for real.

So, what do I have to say about this day?

Plenty, everyone. Plenty. You know Jacquel Rassenworth doesn’t hold anything back.

Anyway, moving on…

By the time that five years had passed since 9/11, I was 10 years old. That was also the first time that I learned a certain person’s name and nothing that was good happened to that person. (How and why they mentioned her and no one else, I don’t understand nor do I approve of to this day.) Plus, how d duo you remember something that happened when you were five years old?

On the 10th anniversary of 9/11, I was 15 years old. That time, it was a bit easier to understand what had happened on that day and why it happened, but I still have failed to understand what some people have got against the United States of America. What have we done that offended them to the point of them wanting to attack our country? I know it can’t be the dumb mistakes that the country had made over the years, so it can’t be that.

What motivated these people to do what they did, which resulted in an entire culture receiving a bad name?

This year, I will (for better or worse) try to understand evil and hate.

This blog post is in memory of all those, fictional and real, who died unnecessary deaths on September 11, 2001. Something that never should have happened at all. I’ll be back with more.

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New Page!

Statue of Liberty National Monument, Ellis Isl...

Statue of Liberty National Monument, Ellis Island and Liberty Island, Manhattan, in New York County (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Everyone, I urge you all to visit the new page dedicated to the revamped version of my story, Jacquel Rassenworth Reborn. I can promise you that this version won’t suck like the last one.

In fact, this story has me living it up in New York while going to high school. There is no adoptive family storyline or anything having to do with stupid siblings (we should know better than the last time this happened!). Also, I’m not sure when the timeframe of the story is, but it will be BEFORE 9/11. (Sereno and Tammy die on 9/11; can’t change that part of the story around, now can we?)

So, if you have a story and you don’t like where it’s going, just tear down the whole thing and rewrite it. I dare Leslie to shut down this one!

I’m out! (and you’re welcome)

Link to page: https://iamjacquelrassenworth.wordpress.com/jacquel-rassenworth-reborn-redux/

Where is Jacquel Rassenworth? Surely SHE Can Save this Story! by Fonura

Well, while I’m very flattered at the prospect of me being in the Tyler Potter story, that deal isn’t for me.

Why am I saying this? Here are my reasons:

  1. I don’t do anything having to do with Harry Potter, and I think that the Tyler Potter story is just a harry Potter copycat. You know that.
  2. I don’t change the story around and make it better. I destroy stories. That’s how I operate.
  3. It’s better just to let a story die than to keep it on life support. Life support is very expensive and unless its your parents or relatives and their lives are in danger, don’t use life support to save your stories. Let that story die so that another (and hopefully much better) story can take its place.

I really wish that CVT would shut down the blog and let Tyler Potter die. She has better things to do than to try to save a dying story.

Thank you for your time.

Jacquel Rassenworth on the Tyler Potter story

Well, I (Jacquel Rassenworth) have a few things to say about this “Tyler Potter” character…

I don’t like him. Really, I don’t.

It’s not that I don’t like him, per se, but it’s this story that annoys me. It’s like someone decided to rewrite the Harry Potter story and put TYLER in Harry’s place. Then to make another boy kiss him is just disgusting. I mean, who writes stuff like this? Was it the work of some fangirl, or some gay person? Come on, people! We don’t have time for this!

Sounds like bad fan fiction writing to me.

Anyway, what I want to see is a silly story about Tyler, Marty, and Coco, not a Harry Potter rewrite. The writer of said story should expand upon Tyler and his adventures and throw out anything referring to Hayley Snape, Hogwarts, and other unsavory things.

We don’t want any more Harry Potter stories; the stories that are out there are just dumb and the original books are even stupider. Why would you want me in this mess in the first place when there’s more than enough crap out there?