Jacquel Rassenworth on Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Well, today is Friday the 13th, and as such, you had better be careful.

So here’s the warning that I’m giving to you all regarding today:

  1. Watch out for Slenderman
  2. Stay away from broken mirrors and cracks in the sidewalk. (you do know that health insurance is very expensive these days and you can’t really get good health coverage. Plus, your mother will probably disown you if you break her back and possibly designate new heirs in your place)
  3. Black cats don’t cause bad luck. Dumb decisions do.

Anyway, enjoy yourselves and don’t forget to access my Facebook page.