Stale Grapes News Post #4

English: World Trade Center, New York, aerial ...

English: World Trade Center, New York, aerial view March 2001. Français : Le World Trade Center à New York. Vue aérienne datant de mars 2001. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Hello, and once again welcome to another segment of the Stale Grapes News Network, the site where fake news blog posts could be real news that is being hidden by today’s mainstream media. Now for a fake news headline about September 11, 2001:

Rare 9/11 footage shows Cousins just hours AFTER attacks!

New York, NY – An official working for the classified section at the New York Public Library uncovered a never-before-seen footage of the three cousins Logan Dara, Dicky Michaelson, and Andrea Muty, who were believed to have been killed when the first of the Twin Towers fell during the attack nearly 13 years ago.

Says Staff Sergeant Allan Buck of the NYPD, “This film has probably solved one of the saddest mysteries of our time. Many of us believed that Logan, Dicky, and Andrea were killed when the Twin Towers fell, and yet, it just reinforces the publicly held belief that the three cousins were actually murdered on that day. I hope that this film brings their families some semblance of closure.”

None of the cousins’ families were available for comment.

And that’s all that I have for this week. Stay tuned for more shockingly fake but possibly true news from the Stale Grapes News Network.