Jacquel Rassenworth on “The Battle of 5 Armies”

Cover of the cassette edition of Nicol William...

Cover of the cassette edition of Nicol Williamson’s dramatization of The Hobbit featuring the illustration Bilbo Comes to the Huts of the Raftelves by J. R. R. Tolkien (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Frick yeah! Hobbit!

Oh, wait.

This is the last Hobbit movie.

Now I’m sad.

Anyway, last night, I went to the big movie premiere of the last Hobbit movie, which they should have called “The Return of the OTHER King.” Why? Because Thorin was a KING! And you want to know something? Everybody in the theater cried at the end of the movie because…I’m not giving it away. It’s too sad to even write about.

Well, gotta go; these finals aren’t going to do themselves, you know.