Stale Grapes Network presents “How is Christmas Still a Thing?”

OK, it’s Christmas day, and you’re all asking yourselves “what is Stale Grapes News doing about that?”

Well, I have a solution for that.

It’s called “How is Christmas Still a Thing?”

And here’s my answer:

Dear readers,

Don’t fool yourself for a second that Christmas is about giving gifts, because it’s not. It’s not about receiving gifts either.

It’s about Jesus Christ.

And if you secular -loving fools think for a second that I’m going to go easy on you, you can say hello to the drunk jerkbutt who ran over my mom all those years ago, because that’s where you’re heading.

Also, stop secularizing every Christian holiday with nonsense crape that our kids don’t need; they don’t need some fat guy in a red suit, they need Jesus. Let’s stop lying to our kids, OK?

So if you still think Christmas is a feel-good holiday, you need to get your head examined, preferably by a pastor.

And yes, Christmas is still a thing. Don’t debate with me.

Have a nice Christmas.