Read this and weep, my friends, because any one of these scenarios would have been better than what we have here:
1. living it up somewhere, still rich until they all die of old age.
Well, that’s all I can think of, since there’s no way in this life none of them would be content to return to Russia, especially a Russia that would have executed them just for being royalty.
Now you know.
(let the plot bunnies descend upon us!)