Jaquel Rassenworth on “Back to the Future Day 2015”

And guess what? We’re finally here.

In 2015.

When Back to the Future Part II takes place.

Excuse me while I put on my self-drying jacket and self-lacing shoes and go outside and play on my hoverboard while wearing my TV goggles and making plans to see Jaws 19 (a.k.a. Sharknado III: Oh Hell No!).