Jacquel Rassenworth is now a legal adult

While most idiots celebrate their 21st birthday by getting drunk and waking up with hangovers and a DUI the next day, I decided to be a little more responsible.

As in, I spent a good part of the day volunteering at a mental hospital.

While being an adult is a good thing, I realize I now have to take responsibility for my own actions. Which means I have to learn how to adult and stop avoiding responsibilities like most adults do.

I guess it's time to throw out most of my childhood memories while I still can.

Jacquel Rassenworth on the Last Day of 2013

New Years Eve 2011 London

New Years Eve 2011 London (Photo credit: Sean MacEntee)

Can you believe how fast 2013 has gone by? Me neither! I know that in a matter of a few hours, we’ll be saying goodbye to 2013 and ringing in the New Year of 2014.

But that doesn’t mean that I won’t be wrapping anything up.

Look for my blog post on everything 2013-related to come out soon, and come celebrate New Years Eve with me on my Facebook page and Tumblr. I’ll have what was good (and bad, mostly bad) things about 2013.

See you soon!

Jacquel Rassenworth on After Christmas

The Eleventh Doctor and Amy Pond

The Eleventh Doctor and Amy Pond (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Happy After Christmas Day, everyone!

Here’s what happened yesterday:

After I pulled the mother of all pranks on Laurette, I escaped to Abuela’s house and spent the rest of the day there helping her set up her computer. I figured that I needed to start out the way, as Laurette wanted to murder me because of my prank and her parents refused to control her. I can’t wait until I go to college next year and can get away from the family for a while.

Also, I saw the Doctor Who Christmas Special and I’m very sad to see Matt Smith go. I really liked him as the Doctor.

Anyway, dad’s coming to get me so we can do some make-up shopping (because after the prank, dad had to hide all my Christmas presents so that no one can get their hands on them) and then go to the movies with Maddy and Shara. Can’t believe they went to see 47 Ronan without me!

Well, I’m out.

Jacquel Rassenworth on Friday the 13th…again!

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Once again, Friday the 13th is here, and I’m not too happy about that. I now have to spend another three days in bed thanks to an unexpected relapse, and now, I’m not giving Laurette ANYTHING for Christmas! She will learn to NEVER MESS WITH JACQUEL RASSENWORTH!!!

Anyway, now I have to deal with another round of bad luck…again!

Jacquel Rassenworth on the Final Day of Hanukkah

English: Hanukkah menorah, known also as Hanuk...

English: Hanukkah menorah, known also as Hanukiah. Česky: Chanukový svícen chanukija (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Well, eight days of Hanukkah have come and passed and I’m amassing the eight days worth of gifts that I got but never asked for. (I have Christmas for that!)

Also, now that Hanukkah is over, I am now free to force myself to recover from this stomach flu long enough to go back to school. I need to be in class, not home sick. Surely Laurette Rassenworth will understand that, if nothing else.

Anyway, now that Hanukkah is finally over and done, I have one more video just to shake things up to the core: The Chanukah Song (Part 3)

See you all later with the next blog post!

Jacquel Rassenworth is Winding Down with Hanukkah

English: Hanukkah menorah, known also as Hanuk...

English: Hanukkah menorah, known also as Hanukiah. Česky: Chanukový svícen chanukija (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Day seven of Hanukkah, and I’m still sick! I’m very angry with cousin Laurette; she knew that she was sick and she should have known that I got sick just from being around her. I hope you’re happy, Laurette; you ruined three good weeks for me!

Anyway, I’m filling up my Tumblr blog with all kids of useless Internet memes and funny pictures, so now, I have to give you something having to do with memes! (don’t worry, she won’t bite…much!)

Here you go! Grumpy Cat Meows

Jacquel Rassenworth bets on Hanukkah

English: Hanukkah menorah, known also as Hanuk...

English: Hanukkah menorah, known also as Hanukiah. Česky: Chanukový svícen chanukija (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Sixth day of Hanukkah and I’m still home sick. Being sick really sucks! I hate being in bed all day and watching TV all day is stupid.

So I’m going to do what I do best…more useless memes! I have a few new tricks up my sleeve and you’ll never know what I’m going to be doing next!

The YouTube video for today will make you laugh, and in a funny way. Star Trek Meets Monty Python

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Jacquel Rassenworth Talks about Hanukkah

English: Hanukkah menorah, known also as Hanuk...

English: Hanukkah menorah, known also as Hanukiah. Česky: Chanukový svícen chanukija (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Fifth day of Hanukkah and I couldn’t wake up in time for school. Plus, I got sick over the Thanksgiving holiday, so I won’t be going back to school for a while.

Which is too bad because a bored Jacquel means tons of pointless memes! I’ll have to get my tumblog ready for the onslaught of memes!

As for the video of the day, I’m going to hand you a classic Christmas song…as soon as I can find the link to it!

Edit: here you go…enjoy! Bob Rivers – 12 Pains Of Christmas (with lyrics)

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Jacquel Rassenworth Celebrates Hanukkah

English: Hanukkah menorah, known also as Hanuk...

English: Hanukkah menorah, known also as Hanukiah. Česky: Chanukový svícen chanukija (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

After a fun-filled Sunday (filled with five hours of dragging my dad through the mall), I’m now heading back to Forks, Washington. Hopefully, I can get back in time to wake up for Cyber Monday.

Anyway, I’m not looking forward to Christmas this year because I now need to deal with the Quintillia family and their (illegal) adoption of my late mother, Katelyn. I feel that her life and mine are filled with lies. What do you do if you found out that you’ve been lied to your whole life?

Well, I thank you all for putting up with me on the fourth day of Hanukkah, and now, we’re halfway through the holiday. Just four more crazy nights to go!

Here’s my gift to you all. Watch and enjoy: Lord of the Rings (Game of Thrones-inspired) title sequence

Jacquel Rassenworth on December

Smaug as he appears in the animated film.

Smaug as he appears in the animated film. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Well, here we are at the month of December, which is the most disagreeable month out of the year. (My real-life counterpart was born in December, and I can’t stand her at all!)

Why is it that I’m not fond of December? Sure, it’s Christmastime there, but is that all it’s cracked up to be? (Just wait until I start talking about Christmas in the coming weeks—you’ll love it!) I know that I’m Jewish, but should Jews celebrate Christmas?

I’ll get back to that later.

OK, so Matt begged me to watch Frozen with him, but we ended up watching Catching Fire instead. But I’m really looking forward to the new Hobbit movie, appropriately called The Desolation of Smaug. I already know that it’s going to be good, and even so with the voice of Benedict Cumberbatch as Smaug. His voice gives me chills!

Also, there is Vampire Academy, which Sasha has been reading and begged me to read for two years now. OK, Sasha, you win. I’ll start reading the books…as soon as I get done with Beautiful Creatures and Divergent.

OK, I’ve kept you all awake for far too long, so look for my next Hanukkah post in a few hours.