Jacquel Rassenworth does the Super Bowl

Once again, my family’s torn between the Atlanta Falcons and the New England Patriots. I’m sure that Tom Brady (perhaps a cousin of the Brady Bunch?) will lead the Patriots to victory even though my dad and Matt think the Falcons and their leader might have a shot at victory, so we’ll have to wait and see who wins.

Also, Lady Gaga had better ger her act togther, as I’m still not happy with her performance last year. Her halftime show had better be good or I’m not listening to her music anymore.

Jacquel Rassenworth on Mary Tyler Moore 

Well, it was too good to be true.

This morning, I found out that Mary Tyler Moore had died. It’s a sad day for everyone, especially after I wrote a blog post about her late second husband, Grant Tinker.  

In case you forgot, Mary was the star of the hit TV show “The Mary Tyler Moore” show. Also, she and Grant founded the MTM production Company, in which the logo was a tiny meowing baby cat. And you already know which shows she was responsible for.

Anyway, if you’re feeling sad, just post your comments below. 

Jacquel Rassenworth on 2017

Happy New Year!

I’m just glad that 2016 is finally over (and I do have some words to say about that, so don’t you worry) and we can finally start over. But I’m not sure if it’s a good thing yet.

Such as, remember when I told you about my cross dressing cousin? Well, he tells me that the mother of one of the kids he’s mentoring told him to go back to being transgender and stop telling kids that being transgender is wrong. Like what’s her deal? Doesn’t she know how hurtful that is, and especially to someone who was bullied for being transgender?

Sometimes, I don’t understand people.

Plus, my cousin Laurette continues to act like a stupid jerk, and she flunked out of college. What a disappointment, as we expected better from her.

I’m not going to bother you with anymore of my family drama, so get ready for MEMES!!! (You think I forgot about the memes? Never!)

Jacquel Rassenworth on Debbie Roberts

Talk about a double tragedy!

As I’m surfing the net looking for memes to share with you, I get the news that Debbie Roberts had just died. This makes me very sad, as I’m still in the process of dealing with the death of Carrie Fisher.

Right now, I’m crying for that family, as they now must plan for two funerals.

This is so unfair! What have we done to deserve all these celebrities deaths?

On the other hand, at least Carrie gets to see her mother again in heaven, which is a good thing. But as for the rest of us, all we have are their movies to watch.

Plus, let’s save Betty White from 2016; we don’t need any more celebrity deaths!

Jacquel Rassenworth on Carrie Fisher

I can’t believe it. All I want is to get through the rest of 2016 without any problems and suddenly, I hear that Carrie Fisher has gone to a side of the Force where I can’t follow. 
This is so unfair!

Why couldn’t 2016 have claimed Donald Trump instead of Princess Leia? What have we done to deserve the death of yet ANOTHER celebrity? 


I hate 2016. (I’ve said it enough times already and I’ll say it again. I hate 2016!)

Jacquel Rassenworth on George Michael 

Once again, I hate you, 2016!

As I’m enjoying my Christmas vacation, Shara sends me a text message saying that George Michael has died. I’m literally crying on the inside because now the family is playing music by WHAM, which George was a part of during the 1980s. Plus, dad is planning an Eli Stone marathon tomorrow. 

I hate you, 2016! Why can’t you kill Donald Trump instead and end the Trump regime before it begins?

Jacquel Rassenworth on John Glenn

You know what? SCREW YOU, 2016!!!

Just as I was writing my post about john Lennon, one of my roommates told me that John Glenn has just died. I can’t believe it. This year has been full of sads resulting from the deaths of celebrities we like, and now another one is added to the list.

John Glenn is gone. I hope he finds peace in outer space, because there’s nothing but crap here on this earth.